"BLUE" JIMMY: POLITICAL ANALYST
BLIND DOG OZZY: NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA
"BLUE" JIMMY: So much conflict, so much agression, protests, riots, accusations, people with bloody faces on the evening news ... are we talking about the civil war in Syria?
BLIND DOG OZZY: No, the 2016 Presidential Election!!!
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| 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN PROTEST |
"BLUE" JIMMY: We started out with a diverse bunch: Men; women; minorities; non-politicians; relatives of former presidents; TV celebrities ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: The Usual Suspects!
"BLUE" JIMMY: I've written about the subject of the false nature of U.S. Presidential Elections in the past (see my blog "Making You Feel Important: The 2012 Presidential Election") and have been very critical of all the candidates. What sparked this blog was seeing thousands of people clashing outside of Republican front-runner Donald Trump's speaking appearances across the country. I see so much passion from supporters and protesters. Supporters believe that he will somehow "turn this country around" and make it great again while protesters believe that if they hold up signs and shout slogans, they can save this country from the embarrassment of having Trump as the Leader Of The Free World.
BLIND DOG OZZY: Yeah, none of that is gonna happen.
"BLUE" JIMMY: We have five candidates left, three Republican and two Democrat, and I could have narrowed it down to those five two years ago. John Kasich can never win because he's a middle-of-the-road politician from a Midwestern state with all the charisma and leadership abilities of a middle school principal. Bernie Sanders can never win because he's less U.S. President and more loud, annoying, irritable old guy who does your taxes every year. Ted Cruz can never win because a Latino will never be elected President unless George Lopez decides to run for office. Donald Trump, despite his popularity, can never win because well, he's Donald Trump and if Presidents were elected according to sheer popularity polls, Kim Kardashian could be our next President. People who think Trump can win don't understand the complexities of the electoral process which to tell you the truth, I don't even fully understand.
BLIND DOG OZZY: Don't look at me!
"BLUE" JIMMY: My deep and sinister journalistic sources informed me long ago that Hillary Clinton will be "placed" as the next President Of The United States Of America due to her significant family and political ties and the strategic importance of her being the first woman President.
BLIND DOG OZZY: There you have it!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Mind you, I don't support Clinton or any of the other candidates, I just know what the score is. I've made it a reoccuring theme in my political writings that the American People should quit looking for a Messiah Candidate who will "make America great again."
BLIND DOG OZZY: F**k the candidates!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: There are more than 300 million people in this country and there's only one President. We should determine the quality of our lives and not some figurehead. America does not need to be made great again ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: ... America has always been great!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Sake's Alive!
BLIND DOG OZZY: Wow! Wow!
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BLIND DOG OZZY: Yeah, none of that is gonna happen.
"BLUE" JIMMY: We have five candidates left, three Republican and two Democrat, and I could have narrowed it down to those five two years ago. John Kasich can never win because he's a middle-of-the-road politician from a Midwestern state with all the charisma and leadership abilities of a middle school principal. Bernie Sanders can never win because he's less U.S. President and more loud, annoying, irritable old guy who does your taxes every year. Ted Cruz can never win because a Latino will never be elected President unless George Lopez decides to run for office. Donald Trump, despite his popularity, can never win because well, he's Donald Trump and if Presidents were elected according to sheer popularity polls, Kim Kardashian could be our next President. People who think Trump can win don't understand the complexities of the electoral process which to tell you the truth, I don't even fully understand.
BLIND DOG OZZY: Don't look at me!
"BLUE" JIMMY: My deep and sinister journalistic sources informed me long ago that Hillary Clinton will be "placed" as the next President Of The United States Of America due to her significant family and political ties and the strategic importance of her being the first woman President.
BLIND DOG OZZY: There you have it!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Mind you, I don't support Clinton or any of the other candidates, I just know what the score is. I've made it a reoccuring theme in my political writings that the American People should quit looking for a Messiah Candidate who will "make America great again."
BLIND DOG OZZY: F**k the candidates!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: There are more than 300 million people in this country and there's only one President. We should determine the quality of our lives and not some figurehead. America does not need to be made great again ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: ... America has always been great!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Sake's Alive!
BLIND DOG OZZY: Wow! Wow!
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