Wednesday, October 28, 2015




"Would you like to see The Pope on the end of a rope - do you think he's a fool? " -- Black Sabbath

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Pope Francis recently made his "royal address " to the United Nations and has made frequent speaking appearances all over the world in which he has spoken candidly about many subjects.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Some have even gone so far as to call him the "People's Pope."    

"BLUE" JIMMY:  But for him to scold The World like a mean-ass nun in catechism class who caught you chewing gum is hypocrisy up the ass!!!  In short order, he criticized The World for oh, I don't know, things like:  Corporate greed; neglect of the poor; drug trafficking; human trafficking & sexual exploitation; warmongering; destruction of the environment and religious intolerance!!!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Oh, b**ch!!!  This, coming from a religious leader who lives in Caligula-like, decadent luxury who represents a Church which has supported and received countless millions from fascist governments, ( e.g. Mussolini, Nazi Party),  has owned stock in a weapons manufacturing corporation (Beretta),  has done business with companies which harm the environment and goes against Church teachings (such as a pharmaceutical company which produces birth control products), has practiced aggressive and institutionalized pedophilia for centuries, has systematically destroyed indigenous cultures, documents and teachings so as to be lost forever, imprisoned, tortured and burned "non - believers" for questioning the slightest aspects of Church dogma ( e.g. Is the communion wafer the actual "Body of Christ" or just symbolic? ) and has historical treasures, material wealth and financial holdings which are incalculable due to its tax - exempt status and ability to circumvent financial reporting practices.  

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Dude!!!  You gave them both barrels!  The fact is that The Church has a lot of 'splaining to do about its own activities before it can start bitch slapping World Leaders and Nations.  Even if you wanted to overlook its medieval past, The Church has been involved in contemporary scandals that involve the Mafia, money laundering at the Vatican Bank, pedophile rings and the suspicious resignation of Pope Benedict  for "health reasons."  

BLIND DOG OZZY:  The Vatican was cleaning house and he had to go!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  There's a lot of good people in The Catholic Church who have dedicated their lives to humanitarian aid and spiritual guidance but the lowdown is, The Vatican has been a corrupt and perverse institution since its inception and the historical documentation is overwhelming!  I don't often quote the bible, but here's a gem:  "Thou hypocrite, first cast the beame out of  thine owne eye:  and then shalt thy see clearly to cast the mote out of thy brother's eye." -- Matthew 7:5.  Which in vulgar, corrupted, American English is:  "You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you can see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye -- asshole!"

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Dude, you're quoting "The Bible" ... What a fag!!!  Here's a riddle -- Why are nuns called nuns? ... 'Cause they never get none!  Ohhhh!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow! 

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