Monday, November 16, 2015

MASS DEPORTATION? ... TRUMP PROVES HIS CANDIDACY A PUBLICITY STUNT!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  POLITICAL PUNDIT

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA
MASS DEPORTATION OF MEXICANS 1930's

"BLUE" JIMMY:  In recent debates and interviews, GOP political candidate Donald Trump, has lost whatever credibility he had left by pushing the idea of a mass deportation of Mexican immigrants if he is elected president.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  I knew sooner or later, he would not only stick his foot in his mouth, but step in s**t first and then stick it in!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Evidence of this, is the input of none other than conservative commentator Bill O' Reilly, ( a man who proposed a Berlin Wall on the U.S. / Mexican border! ) who confronted Trump and criticized the feasibility of his plan.  Both referenced a shameful episode in U.S. history known as Operation Wetback, in which President Eisenhower in the 1950's, authorized the deportation of more than a million "perceived" Mexicans, many of whom were actually U.S. citizens.  Trump seems to think that this was a good, precise, efficient plan to get rid of unwanted Mexicans while O'Reilly reminded him that this was a "brutal" plan that resulted in many tragedies.  

BLIND DOG OZZY:  My uncle Chalio from East L.A. ended up in Uruguay!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  This was not the first deportation of Mexicans across the border in the mistaken belief that they were somehow "ruining" the American way of life.   Back in the 1930's during the Great Depression, millions of Mexicans and Mexican/American citizens were also coerced, intimidated and forced (deported) back to Mexico, tearing apart families and lives in the process.  Many never saw mothers, fathers and children again.  

BLIND DOG OZZY:  People suffered the most f**ked up abuses while being arrested and detained and like Nazi concentration camp survivors, there are only a few people left alive who can give first - hand accounts of this catastrophe!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  For Trump to propose a redo of this s**t stain in American history which would  damage and deeply offend millions of Americans, shows that his candidacy has always been a half -assed publicity stunt to grab attention -- much like the nomination in 1968, of an actual pig (Pigasus) for president by the Yippie Party!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Except the pig turned out to be a better candidate than the eventual winner (Richard Nixon)!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!
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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE POPE ON THE END OF A ROPE?

"BLUE" JIMMY:  HERETIC
PAPAL DECADENCE

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA
THE POPE'S "HOLY" THRONE

"Would you like to see The Pope on the end of a rope - do you think he's a fool? " -- Black Sabbath



"BLUE" JIMMY:  Pope Francis recently made his "royal address " to the United Nations and has made frequent speaking appearances all over the world in which he has spoken candidly about many subjects.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Some have even gone so far as to call him the "People's Pope."    

"BLUE" JIMMY:  But for him to scold The World like a mean-ass nun in catechism class who caught you chewing gum is hypocrisy up the ass!!!  In short order, he criticized The World for oh, I don't know, things like:  Corporate greed; neglect of the poor; drug trafficking; human trafficking & sexual exploitation; warmongering; destruction of the environment and religious intolerance!!!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Oh, b**ch!!!  This, coming from a religious leader who lives in Caligula-like, decadent luxury who represents a Church which has supported and received countless millions from fascist governments, ( e.g. Mussolini, Nazi Party),  has owned stock in a weapons manufacturing corporation (Beretta),  has done business with companies which harm the environment and goes against Church teachings (such as a pharmaceutical company which produces birth control products), has practiced aggressive and institutionalized pedophilia for centuries, has systematically destroyed indigenous cultures, documents and teachings so as to be lost forever, imprisoned, tortured and burned "non - believers" for questioning the slightest aspects of Church dogma ( e.g. Is the communion wafer the actual "Body of Christ" or just symbolic? ) and has historical treasures, material wealth and financial holdings which are incalculable due to its tax - exempt status and ability to circumvent financial reporting practices.  

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Dude!!!  You gave them both barrels!  The fact is that The Church has a lot of 'splaining to do about its own activities before it can start bitch slapping World Leaders and Nations.  Even if you wanted to overlook its medieval past, The Church has been involved in contemporary scandals that involve the Mafia, money laundering at the Vatican Bank, pedophile rings and the suspicious resignation of Pope Benedict  for "health reasons."  

BLIND DOG OZZY:  The Vatican was cleaning house and he had to go!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  There's a lot of good people in The Catholic Church who have dedicated their lives to humanitarian aid and spiritual guidance but the lowdown is, The Vatican has been a corrupt and perverse institution since its inception and the historical documentation is overwhelming!  I don't often quote the bible, but here's a gem:  "Thou hypocrite, first cast the beame out of  thine owne eye:  and then shalt thy see clearly to cast the mote out of thy brother's eye." -- Matthew 7:5.  Which in vulgar, corrupted, American English is:  "You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you can see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye -- asshole!"

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Dude, you're quoting "The Bible" ... What a fag!!!  Here's a riddle -- Why are nuns called nuns? ... 'Cause they never get none!  Ohhhh!!!


"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

YOU GAVE UP YOUR FREEDOM ... FOR WHAT?!



"I want freedom, the kind that they promised me ... just for living in this country!  
I want freedom, the kind that makes me feel strong,
but let me tell you, something is wrong!" -- Grand Funk Railroad

"BLUE" JIMMY: FREEDOM ADVOCATE

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA

"BLUE" JIMMY:  OK, so I bin wantin' to write this blog since the story broke but since I ain't a news reporter but an investigative journalist, I was waiting for the "aftermath" so I could go off on the subject of the 2015 Clinton Correctional Facility Escape as it will be known in coming years and when the major motion picture comes to theaters near you!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  I'll watch it!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  As I sit here in the public library writing this, there is black plastic surveillance bubble right over my head.  I have to cover my tablet at times to protect my passwords and other sensitive information.  I have written before about the Big Brother, "Fahrenheit 451" and "Brave New World" aspects of our society.  The other day, I read an article about an electronic device that allows police departments to see through the walls of your house and monitor your movements inside your home without a search warrant!  Weak-minded people have told me, "well, if you're not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about!" 


BLIND DOG OZZY:  Yeah, that's what the filthy f***king Nazis and Soviets used to tell their citizens before kicking down their doors and hauling their asses off to prison for "suspicious" behaviour -- Bastards!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  And the Draconian Patriot Act, which you or I had no say in passing, allows violations of freedom not seen since the days of the Spanish Inquisition.  

BLIND DOG OZZY:  And don't even try to take a tube of Preparation H through airport security!  And hey, I bet you enjoy some sweaty NSA worker putting their grimy hands down your child's pants!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  So I want to know how a couple of barely educated, small-town, f**k ups and convicted murderers named Richard Matt and David Sweat, using Neanderthal tools and a little inside help were able to escape from a maximum security prison and evade capture for close to a month with literally hundreds of law enforcement personnel, with every high-tech resource, looking for them?  Apparently, this real -life Thelma & Louise could have taken out The White House, The Pentagon and NORAD with a little more planning and elbow grease!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  I can't even walk out of Walmart without showing the necessary documentation (sales receipt) -- how does this happen?

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The point I'm trying to make is that since the enactment of the Patriot Act and all other post 911 hysteria, we are no safer or protected than before but living in a Big Brother society where all your freedoms are taken away "for your own good."  

BLIND DOG OZZY:  When you were in school, you thought it was bulls**t when the teacher would punish the whole class when one idiot was caught chewing gum!  Why does the entire country have to be punished when a few psychotic assholes go off on a terror binge?


"BLUE" JIMMY:  Now, as I'm in the middle of this blog, a breaking news story is that Mexican drug lord, Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman escaped from a "maximum security" prison in Mexico and is on the loose.  This guy was one of the most watched criminals in the world!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Then he escapes through a mile-long tunnel in his shower -- and no one saw anything ... nice!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  It doesn't matter when they catch him or how high they hang him, the fact is that all the electronic surveillance in the world couldn't stop one of the most wanted criminals on the planet from escaping.  The truth is that Big Brother surveillance and invasions of our privacy are no match for diligent law enforcement and alert citizens when it comes to catching criminals.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  And we don't have to have microscopes up our asses to do that!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  It's been said before before but I'll say it again, a government that fears the actions and movements of its own people is no government at all and I don't need to be doing anything wrong to enjoy my right to privacy.  Your ancestors, like mine, lived good, honest lives, worked hard, fought in World Wars and gave their lives for your freedom.  You deserve better than a paranoid, suspicious government that monitors your every move -- you have earned it!  Do you want government-installed surveillance inside your home?  That could be next!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  I don't know, I don't mind if some government official watches me take a
s**t!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!
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Friday, May 1, 2015

FORBIDDEN NEWS YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO KNOW: WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

"BLUE" JIMMY:  FORBIDDEN NEWS CORRESPONDENT


BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Alright, what's been in the news lately?

BLIND DOG OZZY:  A b**ch  of an earthquake hit Nepal, President Obama is trying to improve relations with Cuba, ISIS is still committing a s**tload of mayhem, a Bush and a Clinton are planning to run for President, another police shooting of a civilian and another pro athlete gets busted.

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Oh, man!  I could read that news anywhere.  I'm talking about the lowdown stuff you ain't gonna see and hear on CNN or USA Today -- The censored and forbidden stuff.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  DUN DUN DUN!  Tell 'em all about it Jimmy!


"BLUE" JIMMY:  There's different theories as to why certain news is censored and forbidden.  Some people say it's because media outlets are afraid to offend their mildly educated readers.  Others say they are afraid that sponsors will pull their advertising, which makes good economic but not good journalistic sense or that government officials put pressure on them not to report certain stories.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  It's probably all of that s**t!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  To mention all the stories that are not being covered by the mainstream media would take a whole book so, we're just going to throw a handful of topics out there to get people thinking.  There's an incredible amount of information out there in books from small, independent publishers, underground publications, radio and of course, The Vast Internet if you know how to navigate it properly.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Yeah, so put that video game down and do some research!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Forbidden Story #1:  We keep hearing about all these police shootings of unarmed civilians so the Feds must be keeping track of all these deaths, right?  Wrong.  Even though the FBI keeps track of every police officer killed in the line of duty, it keeps no statistics of police shootings of civilians and local police departments are not even required to supply those records to them.  Fortunately, some civilian organizations are keeping computer databases of these shootings and are encouraging information from anyone who has it.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Forbidden Story #2:  Hundreds of women and girls in the city of Juarez, Mexico are being murdered and mutilated and no one seems to be doing anything about it.  The women and girls are not mostly prostitutes or border jumpers as they had previously been characterized, but rather, young females on their way home from factory jobs who are found raped, murdered and missing body parts like someone was killing them for sport.  Law enforcement in the U.S. says it's not their problem (even though Juarez is on the Texas/Mexico border) and Mexican law enforcement is too incompetent to do anything about it.  Some journalists and activists claim to know the identities of the leaders of this thrill kill cult but still, no one is arrested and the killings continue -- goddamn!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Forbidden story #3:  We often hear that in unstable countries, people who speak out against the government get put on some kind of government s**t list and are harassed mercilessly.  Well, it happens here too.  People are reporting that members of American protest or activist organizations such as the Occupy movement are being put under FBI or NSA surveillance, followed and harassed with the justification that they are a potential "terrorist" threat.  But according to the mainstream media, this only happens in other countries.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Forbidden Story #4:  Overwhelming evidence has been compiled showing that GMOs (genetically modified foods), aspartame (NutraSweet), fluoride and most vaccines are extremely bad for you.  Most agencies who say these substances are safe have some sort of financial or political stake in them (such as the FDA and the WHO) while the independent researchers who have found these things toxic stand to gain nothing.  Yet, their findings consistently go unpublished by the mainstream media.

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Forbidden Story #5:  Many reliable sources are accusing the U.S. military of engaging in the indiscriminate use of "chaptering out" whereby, wounded soldiers are brought up on weak or false violations and then they are dishonorably discharged and stripped of all their government benefits including health care.  The military then has room to bring in young, healthy recruits who can go into combat and face the same thing if they are unfortunate enough to get wounded.  The military, of course, denies that this takes place but many insiders say that this happens all the time to good men who risked their lives for their country -- and no one's reporting it.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Forbidden Story #6:  The top recipients of U.S. foreign aid all practice torture and human rights abuses on a regular basis according to Amnesty International and other human rights organizations.  Most U.S. foreign aid goes to African and Middle Eastern countries with the top prize going to Israel which receives more than three billion dollars a year.  It's a well known fact that Israel invented the torture techniques which other countries put into use -- Thanks, Israel.  By the way, you won't hear this in the news.

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Forbidden Story #7:  The war in Iraq has left Iraqi citizens with an extremely high birth defect and miscarriage rate due to the American military's use of toxic chemicals like lead, mercury and depleted uranium.  Of course, the military denies any connection but then hey, they also said Agent Orange was harmless.  The birth defects in children are so horrifying, no American media outlet will show the photos -- but it still happens.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Forbidden Story #8:  The Federal Reserve Bank, which controls most of the money in this country, is not a government agency.  Conspiracy theorists have blamed the Federal Reserve for everything from World Wars to the Great Depression to the assassination of JFK (who took steps to diminish the power of the Federal Reserve) to the financial meltdown of 2008.  The fact is, the Federal Reserve is a government-sanctioned, privately-owned cartel which apparently produces money out of thin air and has a monopoly on credit and currency which has produced a debt that the United States government can never repay.  I never learned this in school -- did you?  

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Forbidden Story #9:  The educational system in the United States is designed to produce worker drones and not intellectuals.  John D. Rockefeller Sr. was often quoted as saying, "I don't want a nation of thinkers, I want a nation of workers."  His Rockefeller Foundation, along with the "charitable" works of many other big-money families, have directed the course of education at all levels in this country for countless decades.  Critical thinking is discouraged and instead, students are encouraged to learn skills which will set them up for a lifetime of wage slavery.  Every article I've ever read about the U.S. educational system deals with behavior (e.g. sex scandals) and security issues -- never what kids actually learn in the classroom.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Forbidden Story #10:  What's with the underground cities?  No longer in the realm of zany conspiracy theories, it is a proven fact that the United States has been building massive underground installations since the 1940's.  These underground bases are said to be built by nuclear tunneling equipment which can bore through solid rock at a rate of miles-per-day and are located under every major American city.  Some contain many different levels, are interconnected by high speed trains, contain medical facilities, shopping malls and every major convenience and are described as being large enough to house countless thousands of people.  What are they for?

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Here's where we stumble back into the area of conspiracy theory.  Some say the bases are just military bases indicative of how the U.S. military utilizes overkill in everything they do.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Some say they're in preparation for some massive civil unrest where government officials and prim and proper folks will have to take refuge underground -- Zombie Attack!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Here's a good one!  Some say it's in preparation for the return of the planet Nibiru, a celestial body which rotates near the Earth every 3,000 years or so and its approach is supposed to trigger cataclysmic events which will make the surface of the Earth inhospitable and will force what is left of the world's population to take refuge underground.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  OH, B**CH!!!  

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Whatever these installations are for, they are real and you won't hear about them or any of these other stories unless you forget about the mainstream media and read and do research and frequent bookstores and websites that feature um, exotic content.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Like old issues of Gent Magazine!     

"BLUE" JIMMY:  That's all the time we have!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Vintage Porn!

"BLUE" JIMMY: Stay vigilant and remember the words of brother Marvin Gaye when he said, "What's Goin' On?"      

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Baboom, Baboom!


"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!  
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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

IN LATIN SONY MEANS "PUSSY"

"BLUE"  JIMMY:  ANTI-CENSORSHIP PUNDIT

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA
"I DECIDE YOUR FATE!!!"

"BLUE" JIMMY:  In a move unheard of in my vast journalistic memory,  a major movie studio, Sony, has pulled a movie, "The Interview," from theaters due to objection to its content.  Some may argue that the objection to the film's content came in the form of an unprecedented cyber-hack and also contained threats of violence to moviegoers, thereby making the move necessary.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Yet people get to see the travesty of all three sh***y "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"  movies in HD!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The history of the motion picture industry is full of examples of protests and attempts to censor.  The 1915 film, "Birth of a Nation" the first 12 reel film in America,  was protested by the NAACP due to its negative characterization of black folks (who were played by white actors in blackface) and its portrayal of the Klu Klux Klan as heroes.  In my lifetime,  I remember quite a s**t  storm being raised over the release of many films and subsequent attempts to censor by protesters:   "Lolita" for glorifying pedophilia; "Caligula" for its decadent violence and sexuality; "Cruising" for portraying the gay community as sado-masochistic bondage fiends; "The Last Temptation of Christ" for its depiction of Jesus Christ as having un-saviorlike human qualities; "Schindler's List" for being "Jewish propaganda" and "The Exorcist" for being...well, "The Exorcist."  By the way, Mr. William (director of "The Exorcist") Friedkin,  you owe me twenty years of sleep!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Ya!  

"BLUE"  JIMMY:  What is unique about this incident is that it is not really a case of censorship at all.  For example in the past, blatantly pornographic films such as "Deep Throat" and "Behind The Green Door"  were pulled from theaters due to actions by the police, the courts and the FBI.  Theater owners, directors and even actors were arrested for their participation.  There was no such legal pressure for "The Interview."  Sony pulled the movie voluntarily and made it seem as though it was a public safety issue.  Now, New Regency has announced that a film set in North Korea starring popular actor, Steve Carell has been scrapped due to ... oh, I don't know, what do they call it?

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Lack of balls!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The cyber-hack has been blamed on North Korea with other less-than-friendly countries being named as co-conspirators.  It really doesn't matter.  Whether the movie depicts two zany journalists being asked to assassinate the leader of North Korea in a comedy (the plot of "The Interview") or it depicts children being subjected to sadistic sexual torture and murder such as in the film, "Salo or the 120 days of Sodom" ( a 1975 film still banned in many countries to this day), a cowardly, anonymous threat issued on the Internet should not be able to shut down a lemonade stand, much less a multi-million dollar production by a major movie studio.  You can foresee the dangerous precedent being set with this incident.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  We might long for the days when ratings boards, TV preachers and parent's groups would determine our entertainment.  At least there was some thought behind it.  Now, any geek in Starbucks with a laptop can determine what we see, read or hear.

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Dude!  I need more info.  My gut feeling is that there's more to the story than a cyber-hack by a foreign entity and a movie studio concerned about the safety of moviegoers.  It all seems too convenient.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Like an attack by "terrorists" on the Pentagon and The World Trade Center that justifies a war in Iraq and Afghanistan.

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!
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Friday, December 5, 2014

THIS IS HOW THE APOCALYPSE BEGINS!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  ZOMBIE KILLER
BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The other day some people came to my door wanting to inspect my house for potential West Nile Virus hazards.  I did the same as I do for the Jehovah's Witnesses and ignored them.  

BLIND DOG OZZY:  I ran outside and tipped over the stagnant birdbath!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Government agents wanting to come into your home and search for disease -- conspiracy?

BLIND DOG OZZY:  If not, f**k it, let's create one!

"BLUE"  JIMMY:  Okay, Ebola has been in the news...

BLIND DOG OZZY:  I thought Ebola was that oil everyone is using.

"BLUE" JIMMY:  You're thinking of canola.  Ebola is a bad virus that makes you bleed out your eyeballs.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  S**T!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  I been hearing in the news that Ebola is no longer a threat and that we have nothing to worry about if we use hand sanitizer and avoid frolics in West Africa.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  BULLS**T!!!  There's an old saying in American Journalism that says,  "If ten people die in the U.S. it's news, if one hundred people die in Canada it's news -- but no one ever dies in Africa."

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The implication is that the closer people are to Americans in language and culture, the closer they are to our hearts.  No one cares about an African villager family who loses their only child.  The truth is that a series of bureaucratic screw ups and misinformation allowed the Ebola virus to spread like a MF:  People in African villages were told that Ebola was incurable so they did not seek treatment; cultural traditions required tribal shamans and family members to come in close contact with corpses; millions of dollars in medical aid could not reach its target because of red tape; medical experts could not obtain visas to travel to Africa and the World Health Organization (the United Nations' health agency) claimed it was hampered by budget cuts (?).  

BLIND DOG OZZY:  But there's billions of dollars to fight wars!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  It's sheer dumb luck (or is it?) that the Ebola virus is not an airborne virus.  Your have to get kind of up-close-and-personal with a brother or sister to get the Ebola virus.  Just like AIDS, there's got to be fluid transmission.  The baddest bitch of them all when it comes to airborne viruses was (or is) the Smallpox virus.  If the Smallpox virus doesn't kill you, one look in the mirror will.
ACTUAL SMALLPOX VICTIM 1881


BLIND DOG OZZY:  Madre de Dios!
ACTUAL ZOMBIE TODAY


"BLUE" JIMMY:  Smallpox was responsible for hundreds of millions of deaths in the last century until a vaccine was developed and through diligent and fearless work by healthcare workers, was declared completely eradicated by about 1980 -- or was it?  As any history of the disease will tell you, the last samples of Smallpox were retained by the United States and the U.S.S.R. for "research" purposes.  In 1986 the World Health Organization recommended that all remaining samples of the disease be destroyed thereby, eliminating Smallpox from Planet Earth forever.  To this date, the United States and Russia still retain stocks of the Smallpox virus for no benevolent  purpose since it would not be needed to fight any new outbreaks of the disease.  Why keep it?

BLIND DOG OZZY:  DUN DUN DUN!!!  ( here's our conspiracy theory!)

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The recent outbreak (!) of popular films featuring zombies is very suspicious.  The films typically depict a bloody horde of demented, corpse-like things attacking normal people who are deathly afraid of being infected with the zombie virus.  Reports from Third World countries say that people with severe viral infections will exhibit symptoms of delirium and will stumble around their villages in a diseased stupor that will make superstitious villagers think that they have come back from the dead.  I'm also reminded of the first X-Files movie where the paranoid conspiracy theorist informs agent Mulder that the rulers of the world will reduce the population through a "plague to end all plagues."  Conspiracy Insiders have informed us that Hollywood will often reveal things to the general population in gradual, sugary, entertaining amounts in order to buffer us from the shocking, eventual truth.  It's already clear that governments across the world including our own, are ill-prepared to handle an epidemic that could have been contained by quick medical response and proper hygiene much less an airborne plague that could jump continents in a matter of days.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  THIS IS HOW THE APOCALYPSE BEGINS!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  NOTE:  The historical and medical information in this article is factual.  The conspiracy theory part we pulled out of our ass.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  It could happen!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!


BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!
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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

OH, (BIG) BROTHER!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  MEDIA WATCHER

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA


"BLUE" JIMMY:  OOOOOOHHHH!!!  Someone done blew it.  A rich, white man gets spanked big time and folks of color are celebrating like Rev. King just gave his "I Have A Dream" speech.  The National Basketball Association on Tuesday, handed down its harshest penalty by placing a  ban on Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling for life and basically cutting all ties to the team he owns.

BD OZZY:  Damn!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The ban is due to the fact that he made some extremely ignorant and racist remarks in an argument with his girlfriend where he berates her for associating with black folks such as basketball legend Magic Johnson and then "broadcasting" it to the world on social media.  

BD OZZY:  He then goes on to demonstrate an ole time mentality straight outta  "Huckleberry Finn" where he sounds like a plantation owner trying to rationalize his ownership of slaves.

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Dude!  There's no doubt that his remarks were shameful and worthy of condemnation by the NBA, but there are civil rights issues here that have nothing to do with race.  He was punished for remarks he made in a private conversation which he probably never intended for anyone else to hear and expressed opinions which are unpopular but nevertheless,  not illegal.  I can't believe I just wrote that.  The concept of an illegal opinion is something you would only think of when referring to totalitarian governments such as the former USSR, Communist China or science fiction novels such as Phillip K. Dick's 1956 book "The Minority Report" where people are arrested for crimes they are thinking about committing.  In college, I remember talking with people who had escaped from fascist regimes in countries where their phone conversations were tapped and they were imprisoned for remarks they made critical of the government.  At the time I remember thinking, "that could never happen here!"

BD OZZY:  OH, S**T!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The NBA should have given its most stringent, bad boy scolding to Sterling and let him live in shame for the rest of his life but to strip a man of his property for politically incorrect opinions is pretty ... what's the word?

BD OZZY:  Orwellian!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Thank You!  How many of us have said things in private which would get us in deep s**t if they were made public?  Due to smart phones, tablets and miniature audio and video recording devices, our private spaces are constantly shrinking.  How many times have you thought you were having a quiet, private moment only to look up and see that sinister, black plastic surveillance bubble staring you in the face.  Some people are calling for these cameras to be put in public toilets to prevent crime.  At the moment of this writing,  the Supreme Court is deciding whether police officers have the right to go through and download the contents of your cell phone when making a routine stop.  In 1949, the author George Orwell wrote about these invasions of your privacy in his book, "1984."  At the time, people thought the book was far-fetched and that he was crazy ... was he?

BD OZZY:  Dun Dun Dun!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY: Sake's Alive!

BD OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!

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